Wednesday, 7 September 2011

Some Short Funny Quotes for you:

" Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives."

"It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."

"I really didn't say everything I said."

" If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment."

"If you ask me a question I don't know, I'm not going to answer."

"It ain't the heat; it's the humility."

"It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living."

"The only reason I need these gloves is 'cause of my hands."

"You can't think and hit at the same time."

"If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be."

"If I didn't wake up, I'd still be sleeping."

"The other teams could make trouble for us if they win."

"I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early."


"Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it."

"Well, at least the war on the environment is going well."

"Jesus loves me, this I know - that is why I don't drive slow!"

"Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool."

"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason"

"Without geometry, life is pointless."

"Work, yeah I tried that once. Worst 7 minutes of my life."

" If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

"For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain."

" Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference."

"Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?"

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